About the Monkeys
Just who are these armed simians? And why do they think they’re funny? Well, they’re heavily armed, of course! They can think anything they want!
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Cher Lytle
Cher has long been on the comedy train, trying most times to be the conductor. Cher is usually found in the beet car with the rest of the hobos. She is a graduate from Second City and enjoys knitting, ballroom dancing, and tooling around… slaughter houses. We have found out the hard way it’s best not to turn your back on her.
Timothy K. Clark
When Timothy is not lying in a pool of his own drunken vomit, he is a retired gigolo and garrulous raconteur. He managed to graduate college back in Ohio with a bachelor degree in business (pretty much qualifying him to be an Arby’s cashier.) So he moved to L.A. 12 years ago to follow his dream of making quality, funny short films. He’s, uh… still waiting for that dream to come true. He lives in North Hollywood (naturally) with his wife and 3 year old daughter (although they will deny they know him… under oath.)
Padraic Culham
After spending his formative years on a cattle ranch in the untamed mountains of Montana, Padraic Culham has dedicated his life to the consumption and destruction of beef. As he puts it, “Ol’ Bessie’s been on Easy Street long enough. It’s chow time!” He’s entirely self-medicated on whatever brand of cigarette has the largest ad presence in this week’s issue of Black Belt Magazine, and spends his free time rasslin’ computers, mocking the elderly, and sticking used Kleenex to the kitchen wall.
Kip Stolberg
The poor little fella has spent his life searching for his birth parents. Kip is convinced that he couldn’t possibly be the son of two well adjusted loving parents with adoring siblings. They fostered a career in the arts. The house in North Dakota he grew up in was too idyllic. Somewhere there are hard drinking dysfunctional malcontent assholes living in a double-wide he can call mom and dad.
Rod Ramsey
Rod has all the appearance of being a nice, quiet monkey, but that has never stopped him from making some of the biggest simian messes you’ve ever seen. It’s the quiet chimps you have to watch. Since moving from the steamy jungles of Georgia, Rod has produced numerous short films and knocked over lights on many more. His favorite monkey-related quote is “Dates! Ya eat ‘em!”. Nice, dead monkey.
Debra Stolberg
Debra desperately hopes that you find her funny. So desperate in fact, that she’s holding this puppy hostage. Love her or the puppy gets it.
